白羊跳跃
发表于 10 小时前
人怎么能倒霉成这样！
<!----><style type="text/css">html{font-size:375%}</style><link href="https://pics-app.cnyw.net/static/publish/css/style.css?v=20240712" rel="stylesheet" position="1" data-qf-origin="/static/publish/css/style.css?v=20240712"><!-- 付费贴--> <div class="preview_article "> <!----> <div class="ace-line" dir="auto" style="line-height: 2;" data-node="true"><span data-leaf="true"><span class="lb">本来今天兴致勃勃想给自己露一手，特意去菜市场买了新鲜的食材，想着终于能吃上一顿热乎又合口味的家常菜。在厨房忙活了快一个小时，热油、爆香、调味，一步步都没出错，看着锅里色泽鲜亮的菜，我还美滋滋地拍了张照，等着装盘开吃。</span></span><span data-string="true" data-enter="true" data-leaf="true"></span></div><div class="ace-line" dir="auto" style="line-height: 2;" data-node="true"><span data-leaf="true"><span class="lb">结果转身拿盘子的功夫，手一滑，刚端起来的炒锅 “哗啦” 一声，整锅菜直接倒扣在了旁边的垃圾桶里！油星子溅了一地，刚炒好的鸡翅全埋在了垃圾袋里。</span></span><span data-string="true" data-enter="true" data-leaf="true"></span></div><div class="ace-line" dir="auto" style="line-height: 2;" data-node="true"><span data-leaf="true"><span class="lb">我当时就愣在原地，看着垃圾桶里还冒着热气的菜，脑子一片空白。缓了几秒才反应过来，又气又好笑 —— 怎么就能这么准？偏偏就扣进垃圾桶，连抢救的机会都没有！收拾残局的时候，一边擦地上的油污，一边心疼我那一个小时的功夫，还有买食材的钱，越想越觉得离谱，合着我这顿操作，就是给垃圾桶加了个餐？</span></span><span data-string="true" data-enter="true" data-leaf="true"></span></div><div class="ace-line" dir="auto" style="line-height: 2;" data-node="true"><span data-string="true" data-enter="true" data-leaf="true"><img src="https://pics-app.cnyw.net/backend/20250909095627_17_Fo9W57qr_wlsph6oI2ZBbJKOrVuY.jpg?watermark/1/image/aHR0cDovL3BpY3MtYXBwLmNueXcubmV0L18yMDE5MDQyNTA5MTYwMF81Y2MxMGE1MDc5ZjY2LnBuZw==/dissolve/100/gravity/SouthEast" width="690" height="920" data-qf-origin="backend/20250909095627_17_Fo9W57qr_wlsph6oI2ZBbJKOrVuY.jpg?watermark/1/image/aHR0cDovL3BpY3MtYXBwLmNueXcubmV0L18yMDE5MDQyNTA5MTYwMF81Y2MxMGE1MDc5ZjY2LnBuZw==/dissolve/100/gravity/SouthEast" data-qf-thumb="backend/20250909095627_17_Fo9W57qr_wlsph6oI2ZBbJKOrVuY.jpg?watermark/1/image/aHR0cDovL3BpY3MtYXBwLmNueXcubmV0L18yMDE5MDQyNTA5MTYwMF81Y2MxMGE1MDc5ZjY2LnBuZw==/dissolve/100/gravity/SouthEast" /></span></div><div class="ace-line" dir="auto" style="line-height: 2;" data-node="true"><span data-string="true" data-enter="true" data-leaf="true"><img src="https://pics-app.cnyw.net/backend/20250909095635_17_FtBPiobbK5sIZhgS8vSfFgBgPk0C.jpg?watermark/1/image/aHR0cDovL3BpY3MtYXBwLmNueXcubmV0L18yMDE5MDQyNTA5MTYwMF81Y2MxMGE1MDc5ZjY2LnBuZw==/dissolve/100/gravity/SouthEast" width="690" height="920" data-qf-origin="backend/20250909095635_17_FtBPiobbK5sIZhgS8vSfFgBgPk0C.jpg?watermark/1/image/aHR0cDovL3BpY3MtYXBwLmNueXcubmV0L18yMDE5MDQyNTA5MTYwMF81Y2MxMGE1MDc5ZjY2LnBuZw==/dissolve/100/gravity/SouthEast" data-qf-thumb="backend/20250909095635_17_FtBPiobbK5sIZhgS8vSfFgBgPk0C.jpg?watermark/1/image/aHR0cDovL3BpY3MtYXBwLmNueXcubmV0L18yMDE5MDQyNTA5MTYwMF81Y2MxMGE1MDc5ZjY2LnBuZw==/dissolve/100/gravity/SouthEast" /></span></div> <!----></div>
真心无悔
发表于 10 小时前
吹吹洗洗还能要
夏虫不可语冰
发表于 10 小时前
捡起来还能吃
__Ｎabbit_、疯
发表于 10 小时前
他一般般
人生如梦，凤山
发表于 10 小时前
洗一下，回炉重造。香啊。呵呵
大樟树zzz
发表于 9 小时前
此菜有（独）非毒。;P
义亭一农民
发表于 9 小时前
义乌老人讲:手无罗
jhkd85895
发表于 9 小时前
捡出来擦擦还能吃:lol
麻糊
发表于 9 小时前
可惜了，所以说做任何事都不要着急
大水管
发表于 9 小时前
那就坐垃圾桶边，搞盆水，洗洗将就着吃吧。可能还别有一方风味