季节柳 发表于 2025-11-28 09:29:14

电话随想 ——羊耕

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成老师 发表于 2025-11-28 18:46:22

欣赏佳作超赞:victory::victory::victory::victory::victory::victory::victory::victory::victory:

成老师 发表于 2025-11-28 18:46:36

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成老师 发表于 2025-11-28 18:46:48

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墨香醉 发表于 2025-11-29 08:32:40

以直白口语罗列各类骚扰电话，精准戳中退休生活痛点，幽默又写实，共鸣感拉满。

细心的坛友 发表于 2025-11-29 09:28:43

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羊耕 发表于 2025-11-29 09:39:34

现在手机还有自动拦截境外诈骗电话的功能的，否则电话更多…:victory::victory::victory:

大美北苑 发表于 2025-11-29 12:05:39

欣赏佳作，赞赞赞！:victory::victory::victory::victory::victory::victory::victory::victory::victory:

山岩泉水 发表于 2025-11-29 19:51:27

确实烦恼，只能静音振动侍候，标骚扰诈骗拉黑。

山岩泉水 发表于 2025-11-29 19:51:59

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