八戒的新坐骑 八戒骑狮子的时候，大概把钉耙忘在了高
<!----><style type="text/css">html{font-size:375%}</style><link href="https://pics-app.cnyw.net/static/publish/css/style.css?v=20240712" rel="stylesheet" position="1" data-qf-origin="/static/publish/css/style.css?v=20240712"><!-- 付费贴--> <div class="preview_article "> <!----> <p>八戒的新坐骑</p><p>八戒骑狮子的时候，大概把钉耙忘在了高老庄。你看他那得意劲儿，红扑扑的脸比鬃毛还亮，黄袍带在风里飘，活脱脱把狮子当成了天蓬元帅的新“天河水马”。</p><p>非洲草原的风该是烫的，可八戒不怕，他敞着肚皮，任风把肥膘吹得颤悠悠——这哪是取经路上的憨货，分明是把撒哈拉的热，都当成了高老庄灶膛里的火，暖和得很。狮子的爪子踏在沙地上，扬起的金粉沾了八戒一鞋，他倒乐，心想：“比跟猴哥抢果子时，脚底板沾的泥体面多了。”</p><p>取经时总盼着散伙回高老庄，真到了没师父没猴哥的地界，倒骑上狮子撒起欢来。也不知他是想拿这草原当新的高老庄，还是觉得骑狮子比牵马威风，反正那攥紧的拳头、咧开的大嘴，都在喊：“瞧见没？天蓬元帅的坐骑，到哪儿都得是王！”</p><p class="qf_image big noneditable" contenteditable="false"><img src="https://pics-app.cnyw.net/forum/20260511065912front1_0_451696_FndaK-H9rUd1Yh1qobqSg5R65x74.jpg?watermark/1/image/aHR0cDovL3BpY3MtYXBwLmNueXcubmV0L18yMDE5MDQyNTA5MTYwMF81Y2MxMGE1MDc5ZjY2LnBuZw==/dissolve/100/gravity/SouthEast" alt="" width="1773" height="2257" data-qf-origin="forum/20260511065912front1_0_451696_FndaK-H9rUd1Yh1qobqSg5R65x74.jpg?watermark/1/image/aHR0cDovL3BpY3MtYXBwLmNueXcubmV0L18yMDE5MDQyNTA5MTYwMF81Y2MxMGE1MDc5ZjY2LnBuZw==/dissolve/100/gravity/SouthEast" data-qf-thumb="https://pics-app.cnyw.net/forum/20260511065912front1_0_451696_FndaK-H9rUd1Yh1qobqSg5R65x74.jpg?imageView2/2/w/1080|watermark/1/image/aHR0cDovL3BpY3MtYXBwLmNueXcubmV0L18yMDE5MDQyNTA5MTYwMF81Y2MxMGE1MDc5ZjY2LnBuZw==/dissolve/100/gravity/SouthEast" data-qf-thumb-origin="forum/20260511065912front1_0_451696_FndaK-H9rUd1Yh1qobqSg5R65x74.jpg?imageView2/2/w/1080|watermark/1/image/aHR0cDovL3BpY3MtYXBwLmNueXcubmV0L18yMDE5MDQyNTA5MTYwMF81Y2MxMGE1MDc5ZjY2LnBuZw==/dissolve/100/gravity/SouthEast" /></p><p> </p> <!----></div> 看看也好
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